Let’s Kill Santa
ABAM presents a Christmas tale unlike any other…
Let’s Kill Santa is a jolly seasonal story, told in rhyme, with a little bit of gore a’spilling on the pure white snow.
The book is available as an ebook, but it’s best enjoyed in the full color print edition
This is a long tale, so sit comfortably around,
Learn of the plot to put Santa in the ground.
It wasn’t a plan by children judged naughty,
T’was a conspiracy by those trusted completely.
But I seem to be getting ahead of myself,
For you have just lifted this book from the shelf.
Perhaps I should first set out the scene,
In which our Christmas tale convenes.
Learn of the plot to put Santa in the ground.
It wasn’t a plan by children judged naughty,
T’was a conspiracy by those trusted completely.
But I seem to be getting ahead of myself,
For you have just lifted this book from the shelf.
Perhaps I should first set out the scene,
In which our Christmas tale convenes.
And should you, dear reader, be adverse to rhyme,
I assure, you’ll get used to it, all in good time…
I assure, you’ll get used to it, all in good time…
Full colour print edition UK
Full color print edition US
- Available: December 5th
- Formats: ebook, paperback
- Genres: Comedy