Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell
A gothic romance tango between Faust and Kevin Smith.AintItCoolNews
I laughed hard throughout this story. Superb imagery and fitting narration.Bethany, Audible
See you next time!
There should have probably been a *spoiler alert* before the title, but as you’ll discover, Simon and Emily kinda have it coming.
After young lives spent sinning pretty much non-stop, our two ‘heroes’ cap it off by accidentally slicing a priest in half.
They’re given a choice. Go straight to hell, do not pass go, do collect two hundred monies…
Or trade souls for the devil, in exchange for a slightly cushier afterlife, albeit still in hell.
Being not entirely stupid, they pick the latter, and spend a good seven years working in The Soul Trade. However, it’s not the best business to be in when the endtimes loom, and that kinda puts pressure on a relationship.
But what else are you going to do when you’re definitely, completely going to hell?
Y’know, like it says in the title.
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- Formats: ebook, audiobook & paperback
- Genres: Comedy, Supernatural, Thriller