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It’s time for a very special Christmas story!

This month, we’re moving away from serious novels to a very special illustrated Christmas story.

Let’s Kill Santa is a humorous seasonal tale, following the life of a young, disillusioned elf, who decides there’s only one way to deal with Santa’s abuse… Murder!

The introduction gives you the vibe of what to expect:

This is a long tale, so sit comfortably around,
Learn of the plot to put Santa in the ground.
It wasn’t a plan by children judged naughty,
T’was a conspiracy by those trusted completely.
But I seem to be getting ahead of myself,
For you have just lifted this book from the shelf.
Perhaps I should first set out the scene,
In which our Christmas tale convenes.

And should you, dear reader, be adverse to rhyme,
I assure, you’ll get used to it, all in good time.

So, it’s silly, self-aware, and entirely in rhyming couplets. Plus, it’s completely illustrated!

Even though the book is best viewed in the full colour print edition, it will also be available on Kindle, the links of which are right here:

Kindle edition UK
Kindle edition US

Paperback links coming soon…

 

Next month, which will be the announcement of the first book of 2017, we’re going back to deadly serious novels – so enjoy the frivolity of this Christmas story while you can!