Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell book trailer

Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell is a very silly book.


You’ve been warned, I keep warning you, but that hasn’t stopped a ton of people pre-ordering.
So, I guess I better pretend it’s worth buying, let alone worth having written in the first place.

Thus, this is the trailer for the book.
A book that doesn’t deserve a trailer.
A book that from the very first page designed to make you regret your purchase instantly.
This is all a calculated plan, to allow this story to leave my fettered brain mean once and for all, and never have to revisit it again.

So, enjoy, I guess?

Kindle edition UK
Kindle edition US
Paperback UK
Paperback US
Audiobook (Audible)
Audiobook (iTunes)
Audiobook (


Next month’s book is SO much better, on every level.