Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell

A gothic romance tango between Faust and Kevin Smith.
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I laughed hard throughout this story. Superb imagery and fitting narration.
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There should have probably been a *spoiler alert* before the title, but as you’ll discover, Simon and Emily kinda have it coming.

After young lives spent sinning pretty much non-stop, our two ‘heroes’ cap it off by accidentally slicing a priest in half.

They’re given a choice. Go straight to hell, do not pass go, do collect two hundred monies…
Or trade souls for the devil, in exchange for a slightly cushier afterlife, albeit still in hell.

Being not entirely stupid, they pick the latter, and spend a good seven years working in The Soul Trade. However, it’s not the best business to be in when the endtimes loom, and that kinda puts pressure on a relationship.

But what else are you going to do when you’re definitely, completely going to hell?

Y’know, like it says in the title.

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  • Formats: ebook, audiobook &  paperback
  • Genres: Comedy, Supernatural, Thriller